So i logged off a couple weeks ago and have been playing this other stupid game called "Real Life" (i think they where trying to copy "Second Life")

DO NOT! I repeat. DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME! First you have to eat food in this game like 2 to 3 times a day, and you have to have a place to live because your avatar has to be in sleep mode for 6-8 hours EVERY DAY! You have to have money to pay for food and your house too. You can't just walk around and find food. You have to go to someone's shop and buy it from them. There are NO TELEPORTERS. you HAVE to have a vehicle (because shops are all spread apart and really far apart) and oil cost a fortune. Plus 99% of cars don't even have a gun turret.
To get money you have to do this thing called work. It's kinda like sweating but WAY worse. You have to do it like 40 hours a week just to make enough for your food and housing to do that stupid sleep waste of time thing. At least I was able to find "work" close to my house but some people i herd have to spend a fortune on gas driving for hours in there vehicles. None of the roadways are PVP either which is a real problem in some areas cause some people just really deserve to be shot at with how they drive. Actually there no PVP anywhere. Which i guess makes sense cause if you die.... that's it GAME OVER no revival terminals no resurrection chips (they don't got mind force of any sort)
This game is soooo boring you go to work for a bunch of hours then you come home and eat then you gotta do all these things to maintain your house so it doesn't fall apart, or you have to fix things that just randomly fall apart and when you go to fix them you find more things that need fixing. Then your avatar is tired from this and has to sleep. To go hunting you have to go through a bunch of hoops just to get a gun then a license to actually shoot a animal and even then you can only do it a certain times a couple of times A YEAR! When you do kill something it's loot always sucks too. All you get from it is food. You never find any rare gear inside like uber guns and Armour. In fact people look at you funny if you go hunting with Armour. Not that you really need Armour cause things mostly run away from you instead of at you. Only these guys in this sort of land grab war thing wear Armour i don't really get what that's all about though yet.
You can't really just quit either. At least there is a couple good things though. There are some cool people playing and you can at times have fun just hanging out and playing some of the mini-games. I met this girl with a really hot avatar and we got married in-game and that unlocks these really fun emotes you can do together.
So don't say i didn't warn you about it, DON"T LOG OFF!

RexDameon <----------missing Rocktropia )

That's one of the most brilliant tangential stories I've read. Had me going there for quite a while. Wasn't until about half way through it that I went "ahah!" and the light bulb clicked. Bloody brilliant and pulled a good heart felt chuckle right outta my kidneys. hehe

We miss ya mate. Hurry back.