I saw these on a website and had to share them it makes me laugh so hard i hurt my stomach!

Funnies of the great man:

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.

Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.

Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.


Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Has anyone else got any of their favouites id love to hear more

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ive heard a few of these but theyre all great haha :0

Definately a dedicated web site somewhere - ive seen one for Mr T haha

ROFL Stop..

I been laughing at these all night :P

Chuck Norris Facts :P

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Noooooo .. we'd *never* believe you three boys are hanging out tonight drunk-posting. :P

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kookey brits!! :bunny:

Ahh..can't hear enough of these!

WELL>>>

Heres a few more :P these are sooo funny if you've ever heard of the Chuck, so thought i'd bless you with a few more :P

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards


Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.


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Playing PE, listening to great music, eating pizza, drinking and having someone read the whole set out to ya.... Priceless :P

definately worth a look :P

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ROFL here too, sounds like Chucky is all over here :P